[MEMO] Sean Tells the Girls

[Dave]

CBA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OMNICRON.
CURRENT dumblingBrilliance [CDB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBA: everyones favorite douchebag is here
CBA: no one?
CBA: alright fine
CBA: anyways whats his face told me to invite you to this memo
CURRENT ecstaticRainbowfish [CER] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CER: ❝ oh hello! ❞
CER: ❝ ◕ ⌣ ◕ ❞
CBA: hey iris
CDB: alright
CDB: hello everyone
CER: ❝ hi josh! ◕ ⌣ ◕ ❞
CDB: no
CDB: im not
CDB: josh
CBA: yes i am
CDB: oh
CBA: a+
CURRENT psychoticReveier [CPR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPR: hey
CBA: haha cpr
CDB: hi aria
CBA: i am just noticing that
CER: ❝ hi aria! ◕ ⌣ ◕ ❞
CBA: ok so
CDB: what now
CBA: i am supposed to tell you
CBA: about sburb omnicron
CDB: oh
CDB: that
CPR: fancy
CBA: really because i think omnicron is the most obscure letter they could have picked in the greek alphabet
CDB: whats an omnicron
CER: ❝ what? ❞
CBA: its a greek letter
CDB: ok
CPR: geek letter
CER: ❝ ohhh ❞
CER: ❝ like alpha? ❞
CER: ❝ :? ❞
CDB: and
CDB: beta is one right?
CDB: now i understand everything
CBA: yes we get it we all learned something new today
CBA: would you like a gold star
CDB: well im already wearing a star so i think that would be redundant
CBA: ...
CBA: ok so this game
CBA: first things first
CBA: does everyone HAVE the game?
CER: ❝ not yet ❞
CER: ❝ wait ❞
CER: ❝ game ❞
CER: ❝ oh no! ❞
CER: ❝ i forgot to order it ◕ ⌢ ◕ ❞
CDB: im
CBA: im guessing your about to say you dont have it
CBA: so im just going to go on
CDB: ok
CBA: aria
CBA: by some minimal chance did you come through and at least ORDER the game?
CPR: does looking at it with mild content count
CBA: honestly thats probably more progress then everyone else so
CPR: hell yeah
CBA: fucking congratulations
CBA: anyways
CBA: not everyone is here because im guessing the rest of the guys are off being ginormous douches so i will need to talk to them seperately
CBA: or they'll talk to me
CBA: i dont know how this whole group leader crap works
CER: ❝ josh! ❞
CBA: well ive given myself that role
CDB: but
CDB: i didn't elect you
CER: ❝ tone down your language ◕ ⌢ ◕ ❞
CBA: shhhh
CBA: theres no time now
CDB: or
CDB: even vote for you
CDB: isn't this supposed to be a democracy?
CBA: this isnt the time for politics
CDB: :/
CBA: ok anyways
CPR: am i able to de-throne you
CBA: until your standing next to my corpse no
CER: ❝ gah jooooooosh! ◕ ⌢ ◕ ❞
CER: ❝ stop being mean! ❞
CER: ❝ we're going to vote on the leader okay??? ❞
CDB: democracy!
CDB: dethrone the king!
CBA: aria i elect you co leader
CBA: now settle the rebels
CER: ❝ ◕ ⌢ ◕ ❞
CPR: what the fuck does a co-leader do
CBA: she leads
CBA: co
CPR: no fuck you im not wiping your ass after you take the shit
CPR: fix up your own mess
CBA: fine stay a peasant see if i care
CER: ❝ guys be careful of your languuuaaaaage! ❞
CPR: ok
CDB: dethrone the king!
CPR: no intercourse you im not wiping your rear after you take the pooop
CBA: ok ill offer
CBA: 50% leading rightd
CBA: s
CBA: rights*
CPR: heres how we decide the leader
CPR: whos not a raging douchebag
CBA: over my dead body
CDB: i really dont know anymore aria
CER: ❝ ◕ ⌢ ◕ ❞
CBA: the sexual tension in here is outstanding.
CDB: really? i dont feel anything sexual around here
CPR: then maybe you should reach a little lower
CBA: wow aria nice one
CBA: o/
CPR: i am just rolling with the flow
CPR: you cant blame me for taking it
CBA: you didnt high five back
CBA: \o
CBA: self five
CPR: thats a hand
CBA: no its a guy giving a high five look
CBA: o/
CBA: \o
CPR: well shit
CPR: that lim isnt correctly attached to his body
CBA: you guys dont understand my sense of humor
CBA: more awkward silence
CBA: im going to start screaming random words when it gets too quiet
CER: ❝ oh nooooo ❞
CDB: oh boy
CER: ❝ i have to go now ◕ ⌢ ◕ ❞
CDB: bye iris
CER: ❝ bye! ◕ ⌢ ◕ ❞
CBA: ah crap
CBA: bye iris
CDB: i hate when that happens
CBA: well it looks like ill need to do this later
CBA: since i am leader
CPR: hey hey wow now
CDB: but seriously who made you one?
CDB: i still don't understand
CBA: i adjourn this meeting at whatever the hell the time is
CBA: case closed
CPR: grab ahold of the reigns and pull your head back
CBA: no more discussion
CPR: i talk when i want
CDB: yeah!
CPR: you are clearly opressing the people
CPR: i demand an uprising
CBA: whoa oh no my interne
CBA: i ant
CBA: finsih snetcens
CBA: im sory
CDB: but
CBA: i have t
CBA: go
CDB: wait a minute